December 18, 2009

McDonalds = Free WiFi aka Free Porn?

As noob2222 so eliquo­lent­ly put it on www.tomshardware.com
“ya, Id like a hap­py porn meal please.”
“Do you want fries with that?”
“No, just the porn.”
“Would you like that super­sized?”
MCDONALDS4
Start­ing in 2010 all McDon­alds in our great coun­try will now offer free WiFi.  That’s sweet, that means on road trips I’ll be able to stop by to leach off their con­nec­tion for a few min­utes, if lucky it’ll be strong enough from the park­ing lot so I won’t have to actu­al­ly enter the build­ing with my lap­top, even if I need to take the biggest dump of my life, I would pre­fer to drop off da kids at da pool, wash up, and head back out to the cold to check my email, rather than stay inside and min­gle with the carnies.  (I worked at McDon­alds for 3 months when I was 18 : )  So of the near­ly 47 mil­lion cus­tomers McDon­alds serves every day, many of them will be able to take their lap­top into their restau­rant, and game?????  In the 1st place I would nev­er rec­om­mend using a lap­top for gam­ing, sec­ond­ly I would not rec­om­mend using a wire­less con­nec­tion if pos­si­ble.  Third­ly, I would not rec­om­mend eat­ing at McDon­alds, unless on the rare occa­sions that you have an unquench­able thirst for watered down DP, cheesy cheese burg­ers or salty fries.  But wtf, join the wave of da future, set up WiFi and offer it to any­one that hap­pens to stop by ur place, why not, after all, McDon­ald’s is doing it, and dosen’t McDon­alds always do the right thing?

4 comments

  1. DeathProof - December 18, 2009 7:17 am

    lol, I actu­al­ly just ate McDon­alds last night, 1st time in like half a year, but only because noth­ing else was open : (

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  2. RustNut - December 18, 2009 8:29 pm

    I like cheese­burg­ers

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  3. Nubrubber - December 18, 2009 9:33 pm

    The only prob­lem with this is that after you eat your McGreazy your blood pres­sure will be so clogged up you will nev­er be able to get the gump­tion to go search out Pronz. I know for a fact that a PSP and a lit­tle WiFi Sniff­ing will catch you a very nice open net­work wor­thy of Wack­tas­tic Fan­tasies, all pub­lished on some­one elses Net­work! Some dude recent­ly got nabbed for pronz at the Library, so I am sure that McDeazy in their infi­nite Brain pow­er have some Snoop soft­ware locat­ed deep in the sys­tem to make sure those who log on are logged and report­ed for any infrac­tions, like look­ing at wendy’s web­site while at Mcdouch­bagels.

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  4. DeathProof - December 18, 2009 10:57 pm

    lol, im sure they will have fil­ters in place to block look­ing at Wendy’s web­site while with­in 200′ of McDon­alds, lol. Nice post!

    Reply

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