September 30, 2010

Gamecrush is Now Open for You… To Play With Girls

In March a ser­vice launched called Game­Crush.  This ser­vice would allow you to play with a girl in flir­ty or dirty chat for a small fee.  The ser­vice has cur­rent­ly left closed beta and is now open for those of us lack­ing seri­ous social skills or lots of spare bills in our wal­lets to play with a girl online. 
Six-minute ses­sions involve real face-to-face time over web­cam with the girl over a casu­al game of check­ers, pool or Bat­tle­ship. Those look­ing for more hard­core action can game time over Xbox Live and PlaySta­tion Net­work.
The ser­vice pro­vides for zones for gamers to par­tic­i­pate in as if one was­n’t enough.  These zones include:
* The Arcade — Fun is the name of the game. Nice and chill.
* The Are­na — For seri­ous gamers. Butt-kick­ings hand­ed out left and right.
*The Acad­e­my — Learn tips and tricks from expe­ri­enced Play­Dates.
* The Edge — Not for the faint of heart. This could get inter­est­ing. * I don’t even want to know*
“Since our ini­tial launch ear­li­er this year, we’ve seen con­tin­ued and strong demand for a ser­vice that gives gamers the abil­i­ty to meet, inter­act and play games with new peo­ple,” said Annes Iqbal, co-founder and CEO of Game­Crush. “To meet this demand, it was impor­tant that we focus on the build-out of our com­mu­ni­ty while improv­ing our abil­i­ty to scale to meet user demand and adding sup­port for near­ly any mul­ti­play­er game or con­sole.  All of these fea­tures are now part of Game­Crush.”
The ser­vice is not cheap either.   A play date which fun­ny enough just like a real date will set you back at least 20 dol­lars an hour and the girls involved with the ser­vice get to take home 60% of the pot which isn’t bad mon­ey for sit­ting around and play­ing games with nerdy guys. 
I can’t see how this will take off but I have the sad feel­ing it will.  Per­haps I should sign my wife up for this on the week­ends.  This would pro­vide us with some much need­ed dis­pens­able income and give me and my wife some­thing to laugh at.  In all seri­ous­ness it slight­ly sad­dens me that our soci­ety has fall­en so far that we pro­vide a ser­vice where social­ly inept peo­ple can meet those of the oppo­site sex via a video game and fee.  Would it be that much hard­er to just go out and ask a girl on a date?  For the price of a flir­ty or dirty play date on game­crush you could take out a girl in real life 😛 
I do won­der what is expect­ed of the girls who pro­vide this ser­vice… If one of our read­ers is part of this ser­vice I would be most inter­est­ed to hear more about it. 
BTW… while you may think you are play­ing with a hot­tie like up above… the chances are you are most like­ly play­ing with this girl below! 


  1. AceOfNades69 - September 30, 2010 10:03 pm

    You real­ly could have left the pic­ture out on this one

  2. thsoundman - September 30, 2010 10:08 pm

    I know… but it is so much more fun­ny this way…

  3. ScrotusKilmystr - October 1, 2010 3:19 pm

    my eyes need a pal­let cleanser i’ll have to check out some porn after see­ing that pic­ture.…
    I’m not shocked by this at all just think what peo­ple will do with the sony move…it has a rum­ble pack built in! Why not it already looks like a glow­ing dil­do haha

  4. ScrotusKilmystr - October 2, 2010 2:32 pm

    this sto­ry just made a nation­al radio pro­gram. Nik­ki Sixx from Mot­ley Crue has a night­ly show and one of his part­ners was talk­ing about this onair last night… you might want to see where they got their info.! haha

  5. CABXYZ - October 2, 2010 5:18 pm

    OMG my eyes, excuse me; (runs to toi­let hold­ing mouth.) Ok well this arti­cle I found on Kotaku will answer your ques­tion Scro­tus about move, some­one beat them to it with the Wii remote.

  6. ScrotusKilmystr - October 2, 2010 6:04 pm

    don’t for­get the wii indie game that showed at E3 afew years ago no pic­ture on the screen just strate­gic moan­ing when you wig­gled wii-mote

  7. thsoundman - October 3, 2010 9:43 am

    @ Scro­tus Where did Nik­ki Six get his info? @Cab LOL at that… how­ev­er i’m no suprised… ever since viru­al valerie for the PC came out years ago where you could do every­thing to here said girl I fig­ured it was only a mat­ter of time before they cre­at­ed a phys­i­cal device to… “enhance” the expe­ri­ence.

  8. ScrotusKilmystr - October 3, 2010 2:17 pm

    not sure was dri­ving home from work and it just came up did­n’t get to here the whole dis­cus­sion and what their resours­es where

  9. T8 - October 4, 2010 9:42 am

    thats my kin­da woman!

  10. cookie - October 16, 2010 7:46 pm

    i work for game­crush and hon­est­ly what u see is what u get cause ur on a cams with peo­ple when u play.…and we are pro­vid­ing a ser­vice of play­ing video games with guys who dont expe­ri­ance it often and see it live. and hon­est­ly how many girls r gona be at ur neigh­bor­hood bar that can kick ur ass in anygame on the list…


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